November 16, 2011

Tweets reveal self obsession among Celebrities


Twitter is the biggest beehive of Indian celebrities. Some like to use it for their own personal enjoyment while others want to connect with their fans.  Actors spell out every minute of their lives on twitter from what time they wake up, how much time they take in toilet, what they had in lunch etc etc.  Few of the Bollywood actresses who click their pictures more than Media does and then they tweet them. I guess they feel that the entire universe needs to see them on micro blogging site.  


Don’t you agree that they are self obsessed? I decided to look at a number of celebrities’ Twitter accounts to discover just what their favorite tweets say about them:




Ameesha Patel: Sending a little pic Kuunal clicked while at the press conference on sat night in Dubai.
What I assumed: Next, please…


Bhagyashree:  Not bad eh? 22 yrs after MPK
What I assumed: Truly we have the same opinion.


Eesha Koppikar:  Goodnight tweeps. Just clicked this pic from my Blackberry. Sorry about the clarity☺sweet dreams n wake up happyeeee.
What I assumed: How will we wake up happy after seeing this horrible picture?


Celina Jaitley: Hey tweeple sneak preview, coming soon on my website www.celinajaitlyofficial.com a very special shoot
What I assumed:  Hailaa you are launching your official website? I know baby you don’t have any more movies in your kitty, sad-sad and you’re not really a style icon also. Celly baby you’re not even a controversial person. So what will your website hold? These type of (Un)-hot tweet pics?


Hansika Motwani:  Welcome on board
What I assumed: Her user name is ‘starhansika’…ohh really..LOL..Star? ROFL...waise mujhe aaj tak ye samaj me nahi aaya ye Hansika itni jaldi itni badi kaise hoo gayi?..


Sophie Choudry:  At the Blenders Pride press conference…as the muse for the fabulous designers Rohit Gandhi & Rahul Khanna!
What I assumed: Muse… yeah definite!


Sonam Kapoor: With my girls posing with a #electrolux fridge that I'm as tall as.
What I assumed:  Don’t you think you are dumb? You’re not only as tall as the fridge but you’re also as cold. Your acting skills are frozen…he he


Sameera Reddy: Rode an amazing customised Bike today from Vardechi. Royal Enfield engine and super cruiser body! ;) loved it!
What I assumed: I am confused Sameera, can you please tell me are you flaunting the bike or yourself?


Minissha Lamba: Can u believe this was taken from an IPod camera?? Apple is the best!
What I assumed: LOL we know Apple is the best but we can’t say the same about your picture. Don’t mind


Neha Dhupia: All set
What I assumed:  To say bye bye Bollywood?..if yes then good decision Neha


Bipasha Basu:  My Beetle just arrived! Named it 'Brad'! Me & Brad will now drive all around Mumbai :) Yippee!
What I assumed: I hope Brad turns out a wonderful good luck charm for you aur aapki films na PITTE..


Paris Hilton: Who needs church when you have @parishilton she’s proof enough that there is a god, who else could make such an angel.
I assumed: Most of Paris’ favorite tweets are about her. Ooooh la laa...Baby you are suffering from Obsessive–compulsive disorder…contact psychiatrist



-K Himaanshu Shukla..

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5 comments:

  1. maa kasam ye ye ladkiya gajab ki bakchod hai

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  2. This is a bit mean, is it not??? I think ur making way to many assumptions... Not up to standard KHS.

    and no one care about all this! we only want taani anurag interviews. GIVE US HARSHIYA. Why you never listen?

    PREM AND HEER suCK! ag is UGLY! give us taanu!

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  3. HEY. KIS DESH FANS ALL SUCK!!!!

    GIVE US TAANU INTERVIEW NOW. YOU NEVER LISTEN. TIRED OF ASKING.

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  4. Please get harshad and additi together sir :)

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