April 02, 2010

DDLJ reloaded...

I was reading someone’s’ blog where I find a funny ending of blockbuster movie  DDLJ (Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge). I hope Soap Queen Ekta Kapoor get inspired by reading this and make a long running Daily Soap based on this.

Simran: ‘nahi Raj nahi, mujhe chhodd kar mat jaao.’

Raj: ‘simran, kya hua jo me tumhe itna chahta hoon, tumhare Baooji itne khoosat hain k unki moti buddhi me kuch ghus hi nahi rha hai.’

Simran: ‘nahi raj nahi, me tumhare bina nahi jee sakti.’

Raj: ‘simran, me jaanta hoon k tumhare alaawa mujhe koi aur nahi dikhta par agar Baooji yahi chahte hain to yahi sahi.’

Baooji: ‘chala ja iss ghar se abhi issi waqt.’

Raj: ‘Baooji, me to aapka dil jeetne aaya tha par ab me kya karu, khaali haath nahi ja sakta na, simran ki chhoti behan hi de dijiye.’

Baooji: ‘dekha laajo, kaisa kameena ladka pasand kiya hai teri beti ne.’

Laajo: ‘hatto ji, aap bhi mera haath aisa hi maang kar laaye the. Meri badi behan ne to mana kar diya tha na aapke liye.’

Baooji: ‘arre haan, ye to me bhool hi gaya tha. Wah raj beta, tum to bilkul mujh par hi gaye ho.’

Raj: ‘Haan Baooji, me aap hi ka beta hoon.’

Baooji: ‘ye kya bakwaas hai ?’

Raj’s mom shabbo enters.

Laajo says: ‘ari shabbo, tu to mar chuki thi na ?’

Shabbo: ‘nahi wo to maine naatak kiya tha. Me to tere London waale doosre bunglow me reh rhi thi aur tere inko to pata bhi nahi laga.’

Laajo: ‘Raj beta, tab to ye shaadi bilkul nahi ho sakti kyuki Simran tumhari behan ho gayi hai.’

Baooji: ‘ laajo, ab jab itna sab kuch ho hi gaya hai to me ye bata doon k simran tumhari beti nahi hai.’

Laajo: ‘ab ye kya nautanki hai??’

Baooji: ‘haan laajo, tujhe ek beta hua tha lekin wo dimaagi roop se paagal lag rha tha isiliye maine paas waale bed se ek beti utha kar tere bed par rkh di aur tera beta utha kar uske bed me rkh diya.’

Simran faints.

Laajo: ‘to fir mera asli beta kaha hai abhi ??’

Baooji: ‘tera beta Rohit mar chukka hai. Uska beta krrish ban gaya hai.’

Laajo: ‘sweet. KOI MIL GAYA’

Raj: ‘to fir baat pakki Baooji??’

Baooji: ‘haan beta, sab pakka.’

Raj’s father enters. He discovers that raj is not his son. He never had a son. He had a daughter, Simran. His wife bought Raj from shabbo in place of his mad son rohit and shabbo sent rohit to play school and never returned to him.

Simran wakes up and faints again.

Baooji says: ‘ bade bade shehro me chhoti chhoti baatein to hoti hi rhti hain.’

Happy ending as usual…

Cheers,
-K Himaanshu Meehirs’ Shukla…



14 comments:

Anonymous said...

baby tussi gr888 ho

Anonymous said...

ruk Ekta ko link FWD karti ho
Tera khoon kar degi wo

K Himaanshu... said...

Asha aunty aap zehmat na uthaye mai khud hi ektaji ko link email kar dooga ;-)

Anonymous said...

maa kasam filmy hai

K Himaanshu... said...

I Know :D

abhi said...

hmmm good one

rahul said...

good one...

lekin daily soap mein "Happy Ending" thoda jaldi aa gaya....

K Himaanshu... said...

Dont worry Rahul...Ektaji is smart enough...I am pretty sure she will stuff some masala in that and this daliy soap will get its happy ending at least after 5-6 years...

Anonymous said...

ekta will kill u dude

Anonymous said...

good one chickooooooooo

Anonymous said...

Gooooooooooood One..............
he he he ha ha ha ho ho ho......

Roops

mayank said...

phew.....
last vala uupar se gaya ...
but gud 1

Anonymous said...

LOL

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